Saturday, June 27, 2009

Note To Self

Do NOT drink a large coffee and chug your 20 oz Aquafina before airport security, sit on window seat beside obese antisocial man on laptop. You will have to go, but you'd rather your bladder explode than ask him to let you out. You will spend the entire flight praying that he will decide to get up and trying to do Jedi mind tricks on him.

2 comments:

  1. that is hilarious Lori. I'll apologize to your bladder for you.

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  2. That is hilarious! Hope you are doing well!

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